10 Seriously Weird Full House Storylines We’d Rather Forget ( Part 2)

6 Jesse’s Commercial In Full House Season 4

In season 4 episode “The I.Q. Man”, Jesse and Joey prepare a commercial for a cologne company, but they weren’t counting on their client, Ms. Garland, having other plans in mind for Jesse. Ms. Garland found Jesse very attractive, so she planned to make him wear fewer clothes than he and Joey had prepared, to the point where she wanted him to wear a towel and nothing more. Jesse complained to Joey as he felt like a piece of meat, as Garland continued pushing for Jesse to be almost naked. Jesse and Joey ended up quitting after their boss did nothing to stand up for them against Garland’s predatory attitude.

7 Jesse Quits Music & Has A Weird Nightmare In Full House Season 8

Although Uncle Jesse had different jobs throughout , his real passion was music, and he had a band named Jesse and the Rippers. In season 8 episode “Making Out is Hard to Do”, Jesse’s band had broken up, but he learned that The Rippers were still together and had a new lead singer, named Barry Williams. Jesse decided to quit music, but he then had a dream of what his life would be like without music and ended up not giving up. Jesse’s nightmare saw his family talking bad about him, Becky dating Joey, and a bald and fat Jesse working at a garage… and being engaged to Kimmy Gibbler.

8 Michelle’s Big Feet Nightmares In Full House Season 8

The main characters of used to have very strange dreams and nightmares, and the first one on this list is the one in the season 8 episode “My Left and Right Foot”. In it, the girls, along with Kimmy, went shoe shopping, and they pointed out that Michelle had big feet. Young Michelle had nightmares that night where she had to become a clown due to her huge feet, which then started growing non-stop. Michelle woke up only to find that her feet were still giant, but it was just another dream.

Michelle started using shrink wrap on her feet and a tub of ice water in order to shrink her feet, which her sisters found to be stupid. Danny eventually told his daughters that what they did to Michelle was wrong and they apologized, but Michelle’s nightmares were truly bizarre, and seeing a young child like Michelle being bullied is never fun.

9 Danny Dates A College Girl In Full House Season 4

Danny became a widower shortly before the events of , but he eventually started dating again. Among his dates was Kirsten, a 21-year-old, free-spirited college student, who even though had a thing for older men, didn’t realize Danny was 12 years older than her. Danny and Kristen meet in season 4 episode “The Graduates”, and if the age gap wasn’t awkward enough, Kirsten had more in common with DJ than with Danny, and DJ was graduating from junior high school. This means that Kirsten was not much older than Danny’s daughter, and he was dating her out of his own fear of not being young anymore.

10 Michelle & Jesse Are Kidnapped On Christmas In Full House Season 8

Michelle and Jesse had a strange Christmas in season 8 episode “Arrest Ye Merry Gentleman”. In it, Jesse took Michelle to the mall to exchange the gift she got for her dad, but the shop’s owner, Mr. Dreghorn, refused to exchange it and trapped them inside the store, hitting the silent alarm to alert the police. The real reason why Mr. Dreghorn kidnapped them for a while was because he was all alone, as his family never called him nor did they spend time with him. Mr. Dreghorn had grown bitter about it, and if he couldn’t spend Christmas with his family, then Jesse and Michelle wouldn’t either. Jesse and Michelle invited Mr. Dreghorn to spend Christmas Eve with them. Although the episode took an emotional turn, Michelle and Jesse being treated like criminals on Christmas Eve was far from the cheerful vibe expected from a Christmas episode.